I found this online and I thought you guys would probably think it was funny and even if you don't work, you could probably say these things just about anywhere.

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

2. I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't care

3. It sound like English, but I can't understand a word.

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. Ahh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited again.

6. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers

7. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

8. The fact that no one understands, doesn't mean you're an artist.

9. Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

11. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

13. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

14. What am I? Flypaper for geeks?

15.I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your point of view.

17. It's a thankless job, but I've got Karma to burn off.

18. No, my powers can only be used for good.

19. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

21. How about "never"? is "never" good for you?


Oh and one more thing. I am very curious if any of my 'watchers' are actually still online and 'watching' me. So if you see this. Please leave a comment and let me know.